You've got to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince.
This is the story of one woman dating 100 men in an effort to find Mr Right

You'll have to forgive me if this doesn't make any sense. I've got a minging hangover

Anyway,

When I think something is as it is, there's always a new twist in this tale.

I was at the local pub yesterday and boyfriend (Man number 11) turned up. His ex girlfriend was there. He said he'd been round to her house and told her about us and she was fine with it but he'd promised not to 'rub her nose in it', meaning that he wouldn't be holding hands or being affectionate. When he left, he said: "Sorry I can't kiss you goodbye."

Is it me or should he be putting me first? I don't want to snog his face off in front of her - she seems like a really nice woman - but for him to not even give me a peck goodbye seems a bit strange to me. It kind of says: "You are lower down than my ex on the scale of importance."

Other than that he's been really lovely. He told me he thinks he's falling for me and that no one has ever had such a big impact on his life in such a short time.

But...

The thing is Man number 3 (Ed Norton who became my friend and got a girlfriend and then snogged my face off one night at my garden gate) rang me yesterday at the time of Man number 11's 'snubbing'. He's split up with his girlfriend and he wants to see me.

So I'm cooking him dinner tonight. He is my friend, so there's nowt wrong in this.

Is there?

My annoyance at No 11's mistreatment did fuel my decision to ask him round, but I like him anyway and I want to see him.

Oh, yes, and Richard Gere (Man number 6)keeps texting me.

Looks like 100 frogs is squashed but still alive!